He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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