In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
you made out with another girl for some wings
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