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Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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