This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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