That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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