So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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