rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
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