in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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