Duck Duck Cougar?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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