How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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