But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
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