just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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