you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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