Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
i just google imaged poop.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
She bit a glass in half.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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