Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Randomize
