i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
