Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
sex in a hospital.. check
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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