i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
this hospital has no fireball
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
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