Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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