I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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