Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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