I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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