I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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