dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Congratulations! We have a period
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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