but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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