therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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