Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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