i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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