We're facebook friends in real life
You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Randomize
