please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
They are going to name an STD after you.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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