Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
my mouth tastes like poor choices
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Randomize
