I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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