Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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