We're like a lot better than the average bears
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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