I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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