I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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