I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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