sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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