i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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