I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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