S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I need water and some morals
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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