Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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