fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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