I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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