i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Randomize
