I wannas sexs uuuuu
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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