Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Randomize
