That's intense
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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