great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
Randomize
