He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
Randomize