bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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