your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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