i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Randomize
