im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
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