Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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